| + | 6 | - | Some say his favorite food is raw meat. |
| + | -2 | - | Some say he lives in the large hadron collider. |
| + | -16 | - | Some say his politics are terrifying. |
| + | -8 | - | Some say he cut off his testicles for weight reduction |
| + | -2 | - | Some say his vagina looks like a penis |
| + | -9 | - | Some say he can cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with just a haring |
| + | -3 | - | Some say he made Marco Pierre White follow through then run off crying like a baby |
| + | -3 | - | Some say he only likes driving a Rover 45 1.6 ixs |
| + | 1 | - | Some say that he is responsible for the Big Bang |
| + | 4 | - | Some say , if he was on celebrity love island, they would ALL be pregnant, including the cameramen! |
| + | 4 | - | Some say Michael Schumacher has his poster on his bedroom wall |
| + | 3 | - | Some say he is the living incarnation of a Ferrari F40 |
| + | -8 | - | Some say his ears have a paisley lining. |
| + | 0 | - | Some say he has a tardis |
| + | 18 | - | Some say everytime someone buys a caravan he dies a little inside |
| + | 0 | - | Some say that sunshine follows thunder go and tell it to the man who cannot shine |
| + | -2 | - | Some say he asked to be called "Stig the white" after plunging into the ocean in his black clothes |
| + | 1 | - | Some say is the thing that goes bump in the night |
| + | 3 | - | Some say that when he breaks wind, it sounds like a zonda |
| + | -1 | - | Some say he is really michael schumacher. |