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0 Some say he lives in the Large Hadron Collider. Tweet
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0 Some say there is a lake in Finland named after him. Tweet
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1 Some say that he's the cause of the doomsday Tweet
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0 Some say he had full sex with Russell Brands answering machine. Tweet
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0 Some say he was born in space. Tweet
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0 Some say he drinks diesel. Tweet
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1 Some say he sold Henry Ford his first car. Tweet
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1 Some say he is confused by stairs. Tweet
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0 Some say he cannot ride a bicycle. Tweet
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0 Some say he lives in Jeremy Clarkson’s chimney. Tweet
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0 Some say his knees can bend both ways. Tweet
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0 Some say he bends corners into straights. Tweet
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0 Some say his driving shoes have their own sprinkler system. Tweet
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0 Some say he once drove a Mercedes into a swimming pool and was never seen again. Tweet
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0 Some say that after every race he offers up the looser to the race gods. Tweet
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0 Some say Gordon Brown built an Altar to The Stig at 10 Downing Street. Tweet
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0 Some say when he slows down, break lights come on in his rear. Tweet
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0 Some say he has two sets of knees. Tweet
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0 Some say david cameron is his friend Tweet
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0 Some say his vision includes ultraviolet, infrared and evergreen. Tweet
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