| + | 3 | - | Some say he was made by Wallace & Gromit |
| + | -1 | - | Some say his favourite philosopher is Immanuel Kant. |
| + | 2 | - | Some say he considers the smell of burning rubber to be an aphrodisiac |
| + | 0 | - | Some say he crys pure gold |
| + | -7 | - | Some say his home planet is called K-stig. |
| + | 0 | - | Some say he does not like these activities. |
| + | -2 | - | Some say he made Marco Pierre White follow through then run off crying like a baby |
| + | 0 | - | Some say his urine can be used to fuel a porsche for over an hour |
| + | 3 | - | Some say he once, "preposterously", had an affair with John Prescott. |
| + | -11 | - | Some say he has a tattoo of Buzz Aldrin on his thigh. |
| + | -5 | - | Some say there are subatomic particles named after him. |
| + | 2 | - | Some say he can beat Roger Whittaker at Mexican whistling. |
| + | 6 | - | Some say that he was downloaded from Piratebay |
| + | 0 | - | Some say giving him brandy butter would be a very bad idea for everyone. |
| + | 2 | - | Some say that he was cryogenically frozen for 200 years.. in his fridge |
| + | 2 | - | Some say there is no stig... they are all now dead. |
| + | 26 | - | Some say he has never sneezed. |
| + | 5 | - | Some say he is alergic to a Dacia Sandero |
| + | 3 | - | Some say his earwax tastes like Turkish Delight. |
| + | 0 | - | Some say His helmet is two sizes too small |